Note to Amma

You put yourself through nine months of trauma. You warred against the raging hormones. You did all of this, to bring me into this world.

 

You are a goddess.

 Why do you inflict so much pain on me now? Why must you always be dissatisfied with me? Why do you annoy me so much?

 

By the powers that be, I hereby take away your title.

 

You were a goddess.