Why do some people take themselves so seriously?

He tells me, you are superficial.

His tone is accusing.

I am supposed to squirm and feel apologetic.

I have immense urge to show him the appropriate finger, but I don’t. I make bambi eyes and threaten to cry.

He squirms and feels apologetic. He tells me that it was meant to be a joke.

Yeah, right.

I am a hypocrite. I am manipulative.

I am also a nice girl.

I contradict, therefore I am.